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On the casting questionnaire, there was a "Bonus Essay Question" which simply asked "How would Indy deal with a mummy?" The answers we received were so good that we had to share them, although we'd like to encourage Philip Kelley to spend his not-inconsiderable creativity and energy on writing more games. Marc BlumbergHe would run really really fast. Helene HoHe would crack his whip over a high beam that then entangles the Mummy's ankles. With a swift tug, the Mummy would be incapacitated, dangling upside down before him. With his free hand, he would grab a piece of the bandage to reveal if there was any treasure wrapped within the corpse or the evil villain trying to scare everyone off! Darlene MurphyPull his wrappings until there was nothing left of him. Otto PfeufferSince on that particular day he was not feeling too well, both as an actor and as a character, he would pull out his pistol and shoot it in the head. The End. Jason RowndFlaming lantern and quick feet Matthew JonesHe would, more than likely, after not believing it was real, shoot it, realize his mistake, and then lure it into some conveniently placed airplane propellers, under a tank, or to the bottom of a suddenly-appearing gorge. Phillip DybiczRun. Because there is nobody's hide worth saving more than his own. Heather PishkoHe would lure it somewhere wet, so its glue would dissolve and it would be rendered helpless, all tangled in its linen. Margaret LandrethCurse- Shmurse! I've got BUSINESS to take care of! LOOK! I SEE IT! The invaluable artifact we've been looking for. I'll just swing from this strand of twine over across this unstable walkway and... OH CRAP! The mummy! It's moving! and it's holding... a SNAKE! I KNOW! I'll outrun the arab thieves following me into this enclosed cavern which will inevitably collapse upon the smallest sound imagin....a a a ACHOO! Oh crap! Uh Uh... Small opening - must lead out. Climbing through! AH! Mummy on other side STILL HOLDING SNAKE! Must... get... artifact... Backtrack steps into collapsing cavern.. Dodge boulders... jump over fire pit... fight way through arab thieves... swing over unstable walkway.. grab artifact...twine broken! Make impossible jump over unstable walkway... fight way BACK through arab thieves.. continue to dodge boulders....reenter small opening and work way out. Can see light. Overshadowed by MUMMY! and SNAKE!! Fight mummy- too strong. Look at artifact. AH! Has ancient writings that have been deciphered in the first part of the movie! Scream passage at mummy who shrivels up and dies. Breathe sigh of relief and work way through tunnel. TO A CLIFF! NO WAY OUT Eric OrtegaRun Away!! James SilversteinWell, first he'd deny it's existence (always gotta start with a denial of the supernatural).. Then he'd try to shoot it. When he found that was to no avail, he'd run like the blazes until he tripped enough traps and got through to the McGuffin-what-destroys-all-mummies and then he'd give that dramatic strong-jawed look of his and blow he-who-stumbles-in-bandages away. Eileen Malony1. Shoot it (as this will not work, he will begin backing off) Philip KelleyThe scrape of fabric against stone was loud in the sepulchral silence of the tomb. Indy whirled, drew his trusty revolver, fired twice--and froze, as the figure of the mortal (?) remains of the Forgotten Pharaoh shambled out of a murky alcove. Two perfectly spaced holes were located on the mummy's breast, directly over where his heart would have been if it hadn't been removed eons previously in a blessedly long forgotten ritual. The mummy advanced ominously, oblivious to its "mortal" wound. Tonya AngelusRun! Gary RobischOne card to the mummy, one to me, one to the other me, one card to the mummy, one to me, one to the other me, one card to the mummy, one to me, one to the other me.. [Editor's note: if this confuses you, go back and read the original question!] Michael Martinez-MannHe would tie a loose piece of mummy wrap to a stationary object and throw an object on the opposite side of the cavern. As it slowly unraveled he would take his lucky charm lighter and set alight the piece nearest him. Clint KoglinIt doesn't really matter as long as he could do it with style, receiving only a small cut on the chin to be tended to later by the beautiful female companion! Ryan LangeGrab a torch out of thin air, and light it on fire...then grab the hot babe and run away with a flaming mummy chasing him. Elisa FordBeing a practical man despite wandering sweltering India and the desert in leather, Indy would shoot the mummy first, predictably having no effect. Luckily for Mr. Jones, there's rarely a movie where some Giant Crushing Stone (GCS) trap of sorts hasn't been triggered and luckier still that it never hits him. Skillfully swinging out of the way via his whip, the GCS would meet the mummy, taking the creature out for at least one scene. Sandy RobischFind him a Daddy. Matt RobischIgnite the bastard, and save the chick. Karen CzaplickiIt doesn't really matter how he would deal with it as long as he looked cool doing it. Alan De SmetWell, assuming a "traditional" mummy (that is, a dead one that doesn't move on it's own), he'd comment on how interesting such a find was, grab the singular golden item near it, and flee while something dangerous destroyed the archaeological site. Really, the man appears to do more harm than good. Aaron PavaoIndy would freeze briefly as he did a take and the camera zoomed in on him. He would then back-pedal rapidly from the mummy, crying out "m..mm....mummy!" to whatever companion(s) he had with him. He would probably try shooting it, but that wouldn't work, so he would gather his wits and come up with something clever and daring that allows himself and any companions to escape in the nick of time. Tom CashmanHe'd run away from it, then he'd shoot it, then he'd finally outsmart it by causing a huge stone to fall on it and crush it. Flip KotzHe would look to the side (toward the camera), let out a "now what?" sigh, and shoot him, which would not stop the mummy. He would let out a look of astonishment that the bullet didn't stop him, and a chase would ensue until somehow the mummy gets soaked in kerosene (perhaps from a leaking airplane fuel tank) and Indy would set him on fire. Vicki MartinIndy would use a molotov cocktail to set it on fire and then blow it up. Curt MartinHe would use his whip to catch a nearby rafter then swing to dump a brazier of burning oil over the mummy while snatching the girl from the mummy's arms and finally swing to safety while the mummy burns. Doug WaldronIf the mummy were upright and walking, Indy would make sure there were many Germans between him and the mummy. If that were not possible, he would run until he gets cornered in a hallway that leads to a pit of snakes. Of course the sharp-tongued vixen would be hanging on to one of his arms and her high heels would still be intact. So, with the mummy on one side and the snakes on the other and the female screaming "INDY DO SOMETHING", Indy fires his pistol only to find no bullets, then he pulls out his crusty map with symbols, quickly identifies a solution, cracks his whip and ba-boom, opens a secret trap door that sends him down into the treasure room. To make a long answer longer, he would then recover the treasure, vault out another secret door with girl in tow just before the tomb collapses and out of breath he would
crawl to the surface just in time to hand over the precious artifact to a waiting German officer holding a machine gun. Finally, the mummy will work its way out of the debris and invoke the stunning "Mummy's Curse (tm)" special effects signed off by Steven
Spielburg. Gina KotzI think it would depend on if the mummy was motionless in a tomb or if it were strangling him and involved in his mano-a-mano in a fight for their lives! Jeremy CowanOf course he would be walking around with a torch and the mummy would lean towards him and grunt - at which point Indy would light him on fire and run. Begona Marnotes-CowanHe'd set a trap (made of duct tape and things laying around) for the mummy to trip. While the mummy was down he'd grab an end piece of the wrapping, tie it to the axle of the car and drive off into the sunset as the mummy unravels. Adam GibsonRun away from the slow moving mummy. He is not stupid. |